"Know, O prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and in the years of the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet." - The Nemedian Chronicles
This journal belongs to a guy who answers to Eric, Tenshi, TK, Teek, Arc, Arkie, and Angelboy. I've been and am, among other things, a college grad, a writer, an actor, a Sullen-Eyed Cimmerian, SOLDIER First Class, a Star of Destiny, Friend of Narnia, Son of Gondor, Blade of Tyshalle, Martell Bannerman, Knight of the Old Republic, Rogue 5 Standing By, Chrono Trigger, Blood-Sin Bearer, Zodiac Brave, Protector of Castle Greyskull, Gotham Rogue, Justice Leaguer, X-Man, Avenger, Pooka Prince, Pillar of Nosgoth, Brave Vesperian, Clown in the Sky, Blue Rogue of Arcadia, Student of the Bard, Wonder Chef, Grizzled Stablehand, Proud Wolf Alone in the Dark With Eyes That Watch the World, and humble California boy. For those moments when the real world isn't enough for me.
But said guy is not so difficult to know, and there are definitely worse choices of foxhole company/party member.